sherlocksmyth: sherlocksmyth: one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in...
Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.
mooliesauce: ellieiero: you know in like 20 or 30 years or so theres gonna be a section in history books dedicated to this time period where gays were fighting for their right to marry and suffering from discrimination and the kids learning about it in class are going to be disgusted by the mere fact that gays had to even try to fight for what was rightfully theirs I think about this a lot
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: it is so handy living right across the street from a gas station I’m really angry because I have over 3,000 followers and not one of you said that this store sounded …convenient
meladoodle: i’m gonna start a gang but everyone has to wear heelys (and helmets cause we gotta be safe)
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
teawithaview: Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.